The Complete Hotness

 -So I realize I'm never on LJ anymore, thanks to Facebook and Twitter, but I need to write down this dream.

-I was at my parents house fighting off people from the backyard in some sort of Survivor competition. My team was getting beat, but then I went down to the basement and let two members from the other team in. We were in on a secret alliance, apparently. It was me, Ethan Zohn/Jack from Lost, and Brody Jenner. We had to keep it a secret that we were a team.

-So the next challenge it was up to me to win so I could pick what team I wanted to be on, and Amy from the bar, Casey from Big Brother and other people were goign against me. The first one I was winning, but my "team" decided to move their booth around so nobody would pick to be ont hat team in case I won, and then the challenge was over. 

-E from Entourage was apparently on our team then, because he came up to me and said "ONE thing I would like to do is go skydiving ONE day." Letting me know that they were team ONE, and that's what I should pick.

-So then the next challenge I needed to win was unraveling this group of cords that were tied in a not. You had to do it in a certain way and I failed it. But then the third part was movie quotes and identifying the actor, so I dominated.

-Then they decided to let the teams pick who they wanted and when my team picked me, everyone was PISSED at me. Because nobody liked that team and nobody thought I'd choose to be on it. So then Chad shows up and says "What are you doing?" and I said "We have one of everyone on here. Everyone's athletic, but especially Ethan and Brody, E's smart, and I know everything about everything else." and so then Chad said "You're going down."

-Everyone was mad at me and nobody would talk to me. Then something happened and a big spider was chasing us. Kanye West and a limo showed up and my friend Beth and I got in and they took us to Vegas and invited us to some party at Ballys. We got out, and had to try to get to Ballys. When we finally made it, there was one more competition and we all got to shower and stuff before. So I was trying to get showered out of some little spray of water coming out of somehting that looked like a washing machine, and all the other girls were calling me a traitor.

-Don't remember much after that, just somewhere in there when we were sneaking around making plans for our alliance, Jack from lost kept winking at me. :) 

-And that I want to go back !!

 -Crazy dream I have to remember!

-I was living with Mark Wahlberg, only his room was in the attic of our old house. I could only get into it by crawling through a crawlspace in a closet. 

-But, we went to a movie (the same theatre that is in all of my dreams, one I've never seen in my life) and then on the way back we walked through this park.

-We did it like two days in a row. On the third day, I was coming home and I ran up this hill and he was at the top. He grabbed my hand and pulled me up the rest of the way, and then we were walking with my whole family to this restaurant or something. So then he was behind me walking down this very small spiral staircase, when my Grandma, who was in front of me, just fell off the staircase. I freaked out, he picked me up and took me the rest of the way down and was trying to keep me from running over to her, just like in a movie or something. 

-And then I woke up.

-Mark Wahlberg is sexy. I don't know what else to make of this dream.

 -Note to self: It still counts as drunk driving if it's a giant hot dog.....

Sorry ya'll...it was an accident...

-On my way to get my hair did, then I'm going to Henry's 1st Birthday party, and then I get to watch Parker while everyone else plays softball that I'm too chicken to play. Boo for me.

-After that? Laundry and Entourage. I know, I lead a thrilling life.

-About last night, can I just say thanks to Amanda for bringing me to a house party where we were the only girls? :) Mama like. Even though the only one I snuggled up with was a cat (who looked like Tubby, only taller) named Bueno. Bueno LOVED me. 

-Also, we schooled them in Beer Pong, like I thought we would. Girls are just better at that game, I think. All around, really.

-I'd also like to give a shout out to Big Tomato for their delicious Cajun Sausage Jalapeno. But NOT to the dicks who work there. 

-Okay! Off to start my day!

-Please hold for a geek out!

-Cutest thing in the world!!

-I'm so excited for him, and I hope he DOES become the new "it" boy. Or whatever.

 

 -I think I would definitely say that today was my most successful adventure in exercising outdoors. Here's why.

1. No snakes
2. No hissing ducks.
3. I don't feel like I'm gonna die.

-Also, I trusted the shuffle on my iPod. I found that "7 Words" by Deftones and "Foxy, Foxy" by Rob Zombie made me book it. I need to develop a playlist of songs based on their tempo.

-I got extremely toasted yesterday at the pool. I was too lazy to go to Walgreens and buy sunscreen. And then I fell asleep a little bit and well, it's not good. It is honestly neapolitan looking. It goes white, pink, brown. It's very strange. 

-I'm so excited for 80/35 this weekend. I've been boning up on my Public Enemy, Ben Harper, and Matisyahu....I should probably find G Love and some others that I know of. I want to be pleasantly surprised (crosses fingers) by the bands I don't know. 

-Ugh, HURRY UP Channel 13. Necessito mi Conando!!!



-Oh, Channel 13, you infuriate me. Who gives a flying SHIT about tennis?!

-SoLANGE.

"You want me to "sing" at a Gay Pride Parade? I know EXACTLY what I'm gonna wear."

*sigh*

-GOT. DAMN.

-LESS THAN TWO WEEKS!!!!!



-A LITTLE MORE THAN ONE WEEK!!!!




-YAAAAAAYYY!!!

-Just because...




-This is currently my new desktop. It makes me laugh out loud every time I close my windows. Every time.

-I'm doing illegal laundry (No laundry after ten, are you fecking kidding me?) and watching old episodes of The O.C.

-Cuz I'm THAT cool.

-Ha!

-Happy Father's Day, Papa!!






-Trying to figure out some sort of dinner plans for my Dad tonight. My *cough* SUIT *cough* brother is not being cooperative. Piece of crap.

-I really REALLY do not want to go to work tomorrow. I want to get on a plane and fly back to L.A.

-I'm supposed to be cleaning right now, but I just don't wanna. I SHOULD get my laundry going, too. Boo. Maybe I'll just do a load while I'm over at my parents

-Pretty boring weekend. Had a fun party on Friday, but it ended early and I couldn't find anyone who wanted to go out. Last night was cool, I hung out at Amanda's but I really wanted to be on the party bus that Chris was on and I was not allowed on. Eff that. Apparently I didn't miss much, though.

-So yeah.

Late Addition:

Hilarious. I heart Perez.

-Oh my GOD. I have got to see this movie.







-I was watching Zach Galifinakis videos on YouTube and realized he's the guy I love on The Comedians of Comedy.

-I'm so excited.

-Why in the world do I not have a friend like this?!

-I could dance whenever I felt like it! At any given moment I could be like, "Kick it."




-This chick rocks my socks. She's so freaking nonchalant about it too! Like, "Oh yeah...I can beatbox..."

-Someone learn how to do this immediately.

-HOW am I just finding this fucking band?

-I'm sorry LJ Friends. Lindsay is ON ONE again.

-Oh my god. I don't think I've been this excited about a new band since Wolfmother. (Who The Parlor Mob sound like, by the way) And that was awhile ago.

-Plus? I didn't SEE Wolfmother live when I "discovered" them. I just heard them. I don't even remember how, now. The point IS....THE PARLOR MOB.

-I'm in love.

-SO. Here are your options. You can ignore it: "DAMN IT. How long is this going to last? I am so sick of hearing her talk about these stupid bands." You can say "Shut it. Nobody cares." Or you can watch this video of my current, AWESOME, favorite song. For now. (Linz and Chris don't get to veto. They have to listen to it because they love me. And they understand.)

-This album isn't leaving my CD player for awhile.






-I'm so amped up right now I don't know how I'm going to get to sleep. I want to do that AGAIN. ALL OVER. And then AGAIN.

PARLOR MOB!

P.S. If any of you have heard of them and DIDN"T TELL ME ABOUT THEM, I'll deal with you later. Just know it's coming.

-I love them so much. *grins*

-By far the cutest thing I've EVER posted. Including the little Star Wars girl and the dozens of boys.

-Also? I must find that teacher immediately.

-OMG Arwen! Look! LOOK!



-Nobody really knows the "pfft" sound that means "Too much hot..." but that definitely applies here. Especially with the BABIES!!!!!

-Okay, so my boyfriend just beat the crap out of me, everyone knows it, and then I go ahead and get back together with him for a little bit, being a SUPER AWESOME role model for young girls out there......

-What do I wear to my first public outing? Hm...something that will make them see that I'm NOT crazy, I DO have everything together, and that I'm JUST FINE and have my senses about me.

-I know!






-Are you fucking KIDDING ME?!?!?!

-Hi! This is pretty much a post for Chris, because she wanted to see a pic of Riggins NOT as Gambit and because she and I almost died from the sexy (and possible free Swine Flu Popcorn) last night. Ahhhhhh.....

-Holy shit, I saw X Men Origins: Wolverine last night just because I'd had a bad day and I knew it was full of sexy men, fighting, superpowers, and testosterone, which always makes Sad Lindsay feel better.

-I had NO idea that I would be seeing THIS much hotness:

-Um, I always knew that Hugh Jackman was ripped as shit. But this is ridiculous! When did this happen?!

-Ryan Reynolds? Was part of the hotness that I was going to see, but good lord. His opening scene is amazing.

-I was SO excited that Riggins was Gambit, but then everyone said he sucked at it, but I think he was awesome. I love him lots.

-Liev Schriber is always awesome, especially when he's playing a smarmy asshole, which he is in this movie! And his fight scenes rule. Chris thinks that he seems younger than Hugh Jackman, and I disagree, but he's still the sex.

-So I *think* that was all the hotness I was planning on seeing, but then they throw in Dominic Monaghan  (couldn't find a pic from the movie, sorry Chris...) for me! Thanks, X Men casting lady! Love you too!

-Ah, I can't wait to see it again. But for tomorrow's dose of testosterone? Fighting. I know, it looks stupid, but it's CALLED. FIGHTING. How could I not see it? :)

-Okay, I can't resist. To make it an OFFICIAL Chris post, here.

This song makes me happy whenever I'm sad.